June 16th @ Free Times Café

Gordon’s Acoustic Living Room’s monthly Free Times Café gig is coming up on Sunday June 16. This being Toronto, I realize that there are always lots of other things a person can do on a Sunday night as well. I have been cataloguing the reasons people have not been able to make one of our gigs over the years, and for your information, the top three are: 1) have another commitment; 2) washing my hair; and 3) my hamster died. Interestingly, those were three most popular reasons I was turned down for dates when I was in high school – I guess there are eternal verities after all.

This being our 10th third Sunday in June however, I realize that this gig always runs up against Father’s Day. Father’s Day, as you may know, is a creation of card companies, tie companies and men’s grooming product companies. I suggest you don’t succumb to corporate pressure and instead bring dad to the Free Times.

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May 19th @ Free Times Café

So last month, due to a scheduling mix-up, that I maintain was not our fault, Gordon’s Acoustic Living Room did not play at the Free Times Café in April. I did send out a little blurb about that show, obviously before I knew about the snafu. Thus, while we are definitely playing this month at the Free Time, on Sunday May 19th, it seemed odd to me to write a whole new piece about seeing the band and so I’m not. I am however enclosing last month’s blurb which is now this month’s blurb although the dates in the blurb are still for the April show.

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April 20th @ Free Times Café (Cancelled)

Due to a scheduling mixup, this month’s performance has to be cancelled.
We are terribly sorry. We’ll be back again next month!

My mother reads the obituary section in the newspaper fairly regularly. It’s not that she’s morbid, it’s that she is at the age where a lot of her friends and acquaintances are passing away – it happens. I too follow the obits but not just any obit, I read the ones about rock stars and kinda rock stars and one-time rock stars who have passed on. Some still die from the rock n’ roll lifestyle, but a lot are just, you know, old.

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March 17th @ Free Times Café

Not being Irish (cries from astounded readers – “What! I can’t believe it! Not Irish! But I was so sure!”) St. Patrick’s Day was generally not a big deal in my life. I remember when I was in high school that McDonald’s introduced a Shamrock Shake for St. Paddy’s Day. Based, I suppose, on the same twisted logic that has publicans alter their beer to give it a green tinge, McD’s thought they would do the same thing to their milkshake. I tried one, got sick and have carefully avoided McDonald’s ever since – and for that I am eternally grateful to St. Patrick.

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Robbie Burns Night @ Free Times Café

Gordon’s Acoustic Living Room will return to the Free Times for our 10th Annual Robbie Burns Day Show. In this case the show will start a bit later than normal, probably around 9:30 (but you are advised to get there early, we get a big crowd for this). There will still be no cover, but there will be lots of bagpipes and other Scottish themed stuff, and in addition to the food and drink you can buy, there will be haggis and it will be free.

Was it only yesterday I stormed the barricades shouting “Free the haggis!” What was I thinking?

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January 13th @ Free Times Café

Learning, we are often told, is a life-long endeavour, and I certainly agree. And with smart phones and Wikipedia we are able to keep learning all sorts of stuff, some of which might actually be correct.

If we want to be honest however, most of our learning, at least the important life lessons, happen when we’re younger. When we’re very young we learn things like not touching a hot stove or the converse, putting your tongue on a metal pole in the middle of winter is not a good idea (although I’m not sure why I needed to learn that one more than once – but by the third time, I got it down).

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December 16th @ Free Times Café

Special All-Request Night!

Sometimes it’s not really about us, it’s about other folks. It’s not what we want; it’s what other people want. Sure you don’t like Swiss Chalet, but would it really kill you to go there once in a while because your grandmother really likes it (and let me tell you, grandmothers like Swiss Chalet, I think it’s something about the sauce, but I don’t really want to think about it too much),
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November 18th @ Free Times Café

I don’t usually pay attention to news stories about big corporations suing each other – generally my attitude is “a plague on both your houses.” Recently however, I was captivated by the lawsuit against Pfizer Canada – the pharmaceutical giant who makes, among other things, Viagra. Pfizer’s patent in Canada on Viagra was successfully challenged by another huge company, Teva Canada, (I don’t think they are the same folks who make Teva sandals but who knows how multi, multi-nationals are, these days).

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October 27th @ Free Times Café

We are living in challenging times. There is tension in the Far East, the Middle East and Europe. And here in Ontario the premier resigned but is staying in office and is forcing all the elected officials to take an unspecified vacation while he waits for someone to take his place. But while all of this deserves our attention and concern, the matter that dominates the news day after day, night after night, is the hockey lockout.

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